The following exchanges more or less sum up my work experience at CMF:
Me: Hey, Professionalism…
Me: Suck it!
Me: Excuse me, 9-5 work schedule?
9-5 Work Schedule: What can I do for you?
Me: Blow me ;)
Me: Yo, Drug Testing
Random Drug Testing: Is something wrong?
Me: Randomize this! (exhales cloud of smoke)
Sorry, that last one was a shameless experimental design joke......